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lame [import]uid: 61600 topic_id: 28130 reply_id: 113702[/import]
Nick don’t hassle Rick. His tests are srs bizness. [import]uid: 52491 topic_id: 28130 reply_id: 113807[/import]
One day, a student walked into the class late and the teacher asked, “Why are you late?”. The student replied, “Class started before I got here!”. [import]uid: 14218 topic_id: 28130 reply_id: 113809[/import]
@Daniel - Nice one! 
PS: I am pretty sure that this student was myself years ago. LoL [import]uid: 89165 topic_id: 28130 reply_id: 113810[/import]
@RSCdev, lol.
Here’s another one.
One day, the teacher asked a student “What is the chemical formula for water?” and the student replied “H I J K L M N O”. Then the teacher said “No, that’s incorrect. Where did you get that answer?” and the student answered “Last week, you said it’s H to O.”
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Mate, that was terrific!! hahahaha…
Oh my, it does remind myself about my “student” phase. LOL
Thanks for that!
Cheers!
Rodrigo. [import]uid: 89165 topic_id: 28130 reply_id: 113834[/import]
Since we’re talking about H2O jokes -
Guy 1: Hey, bartender, can I have some H2O?
Bartender: Sure!
Guy 2: Y’know, I’d like some H2O too!
Bartender: Well… okay. Whatever you say.
The second guy died soon after. [import]uid: 52491 topic_id: 28130 reply_id: 113884[/import]
That was “strong”! LOL
You guys/gals have the “mind” very creative…haha [import]uid: 89165 topic_id: 28130 reply_id: 113922[/import]
@Peach Haha!
Here’s another one I found on the interwebs.
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card. [import]uid: 14218 topic_id: 28130 reply_id: 113923[/import]
Hah! Very good!
I found some of my report cards from high school (grades 9-10) when I was moving a few weeks back - I daresay I was not the genius I am today 
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Ha ha, but weren’t we all under achievers at some point in our lives? [import]uid: 14218 topic_id: 28130 reply_id: 114067[/import]